What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

How do scientists behave?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

What should I expect after a BBL surgery?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

Terraforming Mars: Scientists Reveal the 3-Step Plan to Breathe Life Into a Dead Planet - SciTechDaily

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

The Aging Brain: 6 Things You Should Be Doing to Slow Cognitive Decline - CNET

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

A tumultuous week in Los Angeles illustrates the human toll of the Trump administration’s more aggressive immigration crackdown - CNN

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

When the sun dies, could life survive on the Jupiter ocean moon Europa? - Space

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What are your controversial and hot takes on Naruto?

No way

No go.

Thumbs down again.

More seniors are using cannabis than ever before despite health risks, research shows - Fox News

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Walkoff caps ‘unreal 24 hours’ for Mariners’ Cole Young - Seattle Sports

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

The dogs of Chernobyl may be evolving right before our eyes - Boy Genius Report

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

Texas’ GOP congressional delegation meets to discuss redrawing districts ahead of midterms - The Texas Tribune

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

Still no good

Screen Time Nightmare: How ‘Digital Pacifiers’ Are Sucking The Sanity Out Of Children - Study Finds